Two couples were playing poker one evening.  Ken accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.  When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress.  In shock, Ken hit his head on the table while trying to sit back up again and emerged red-faced.

Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.  Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Ken confirmed that he was interested.  Sue said that as her husband works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.  When Friday rolled around, Ken showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m. sharp and, after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction.   Ken quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and on entering the house, asked his wife "Did Ken come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.  Ken came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.  He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT is a poker player!

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