Imagine the following:
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera.

Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder each with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky.
Not a dry eye in the house. The doves ascend toward the heavens, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity….
The twins at the wedding
Wedding Gown $2,500
Photographer $2,000

Entire Wedding Costs $37,800

Having “the twins” pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends… PRICELESS!!!!!

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