How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
|Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?|
|Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.|
|Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!|
|Rottweiler: Make me.|
|Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.|
|Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!|
|Alsatian (German Shepherd): I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.|
|Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.|
|Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!|
|Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.|
|Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb or We don't need no stinking light bulb.|
|Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?|
|Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..|
|Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.|
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
The Cat's Answer:
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!